Just too boring or effected

Oww...kaaayy.... Why did i open this blog? (Actually even me myself don't really know the answer for this question....) There'll gonna be 1 simple reasons: 1. I'm too boring and I feel like typing with my com (in the truth is my laptop), then *POOF! I created my own blog!! *YAY!!! APPLAUSE!!!! (reader: I think there's something wrong with this guy..... Another reader: Yup I bet he gone nuts...)  Well I kinda have 60% sure that's what in you all's mind now ( Not really 60%... Maybe 40? 30? Ok! I don't know what you're thinking but I'm pretty sure that you are quite annoyed and frustrated just by reading this stupid thing, I mean text. And it's not only stupid!!!!!! It's wasting your time!!!! So i'm going to give you 2 choices: 1. Leave and never ever (And i mean NEVER AND EVER) visit to read my blog again... 2. Go find my real identity to stop me from writting my blog ever.... ( I have 100% you can't find me!!! Kukukuku........) Well those who are still reading, I can't deny that I'm impressed.... (But I make you lose your patient! Wahahahaha*cough *cough *cough so hard that inner organs could fly out) *An ambulance passed by......... (readers: YAY!!! He is dead!!!! Victory is ours!! He can't use his stupidity to torture us anymore! Let's PARTY!!!!!) *erhrm.... Hellooo??? I'm still standing here... (readers: Cheh! You're not dead?!) Of course I'm not. That was just the woman next door.... She went to the hospital to give birth..... Oww can't wait to see the cute little fellow who's going to come to this beautiful world.  (not very beautiful world) Ok I'm going finish typing, that's all I can do...... I bet you all will miss me...... (readers:Wuhuuu!!!! He's gone!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!) Well I don't really think you all will miss me......